Me: “I’m really having a hard time making up facts about this spoon.”
Emma: “At first glance, you might think it’s Paris, but it’s not. It’s just a spoon. A spoon that says TOKYO.”
Emma: “Wait, that’s not what I said. If you’re going to quote me, get it right.”
Me: “I’m paraphrasing.”
Emma: “Next time I won’t help you.”
