Me: I need a fun fact about this spoon.
Emma: Cincinnati has 3 I’s, 3 N’s, 2 C’s, a T, and an A.
Me: That’s just the letters in the word.
Emma: Yes, but over half the word is made up of N’s and I’s.
Me: And?
Emma: And you know what they say about N’s and I’s?
Me: *stares blankly*