Day 20 – The Trees of Mystery Fork

Oh, sorry, were you expecting a spoon? Well, today you get a fork.

But hey, it’s the best fork. It’s from The Trees of Mystery in California. This fork absolutely has the potential to make America great again.

I know, I know. You say you didn’t want a fork; you wanted a spoon. Get used to disappointment. If it makes you feel any better, this used to be part of a set: a fork AND a spoon. I don’t know what happened to the spoon. Maybe the Russians took it? Maybe ask the GOP if they used it to dismantle the ACA? Sad.

I dunno. I’ll get back to posting spoons tomorrow when I’m done protesting.