It all started with a tweet from Trump a couple of weeks ago where he talked about a spoon:
I searched and searched and couldn’t find the clip from Fox, but InfoWars had picked up on Trump’s tweet and had a link to the website that was selling them.
My heart sank when I found they were sold out. I’m sure all the haters and losers would have just given up, but not me! I went to eBay and shelled out $800 just so I could be winning.
And you guys? This thing is even better than I expected. I cried when I opened the box and saw this super, super classy spoon. Obviously sterling sliver with a tremendous likeness of our president.
No, YOU’RE THE PUPPET.