Day 91 – The Best Spoon

It all started with a tweet from Trump a couple of weeks ago where he talked about a spoon:

I searched and searched and couldn’t find the clip from Fox, but InfoWars had picked up on Trump’s tweet and had a link to the website that was selling them.

My heart sank when I found they were sold out. I’m sure all the haters and losers would have just given up, but not me! I went to eBay and shelled out $800 just so I could be winning. 

And you guys? This thing is even better than I expected. I cried when I opened the box and saw this super, super classy spoon. Obviously sterling sliver with a tremendous likeness of our president.